Shipping

Shipping – Not Prime. Not Sorry.

Let’s be real — you’re not ordering batteries and cat food here. You’re buying wearable rebellion.

So don’t expect next-day delivery by drones. Expect attitude, style, and a little bit of patience. 

 

Stuff Might Arrive Separately

T-shirt? Poster? Sticker? They’ve all got different lives, baby.
Some items ship from different locations — so yeah, they might show up like divorced parents: separately, unpredictably, and probably with baggage.
Don’t panic. We don’t ghost. You’ll get everything.

 

🇬🇧 UK Orders

Most of our gear shows up in 3–9 business days — that includes printing, packing, and the joy of Royal Mail.
Sometimes it takes up to 14, depending on how the postal gods are feeling (and how many cups of tea they’ve had).

Bottom line:
If you haven’t got your gear after 2 weeks, holler.
Until then — breathe, lift something heavy, and wait like a savage.

 

 

International Orders

Outside the UK? You wild explorer, you.
Here’s the rundown:

Region	Estimated Delivery Time
🇺🇸 USA	3–6 business days
🇨🇦 Canada	2–12 business days
🇦🇺 Australia	2–5 business days
🇳🇿 New Zealand	4–7 business days
Rest of World	7–21 business days

 

Add 2–5 days for production on top of that, because everything’s made to order — fresh, not stockroom stale.

Planning a gift? Order early. We're good — but we’re not Santa.

One Last Thing

We’re not Amazon.
We’re not fast.
We’re f*ing worth it**.

So if you need overnight delivery, go order something forgettable from a warehouse.
If you want something people actually comment on — Add to Cart and shut up.

Let us do our thing. You’ll thank us when it lands.